I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
