dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
Randomize
