Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
I am puke
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
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