my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
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