dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
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