Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
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