we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
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