I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
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