scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Randomize
