They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
that may or may not have been my penis.
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
Randomize
