SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
I'm really busy with my period
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