Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
When he brought me into his room he showed me his James Bond calendar and matching sheets, and then told me that his goal in life is to be James Bond….epic fail. Mission Impossible. I was scared to take off his boxers to find out that they were also James Bond themed.
RUN LIKE YOUR JAMES BOND
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
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