question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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