fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
No matter how drunk I am, I will take the time to wipe a pube off the toilet seat.
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
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