Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
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