yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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