ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
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