I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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