I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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