How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
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