Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
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