I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
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