You're so nebulous sometimes
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
You made a "martini" bagel. Took a bagel dunked it in vodka and put olives in it
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
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