so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
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