K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
i'm sleeping with myself tonight because i remember my name and i won't regret it in the morning. sorry.
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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