The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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