I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
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