he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
My feet surprised me
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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