check it out our google latitudes are spooning
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
Randomize
