with your own penis?
I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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