i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
no you cant smoke seaweed
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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