Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
I'm not looking forward to the waking up early part. Or actually the wedding part. Or the reception part. But I am looking forward to the meaningless sex with some random guy I meet at the reception part.
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
Randomize
