And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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