If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I dont know whether to be proud of myself for not driving, or being proud that i was so messed up I couldnt drive
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
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