return my video game
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
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