do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
Randomize
