Where are you?
In a non slutty way
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
good news, i'm not pregnant. bad news, i had sex with ***** last night and i think i'd rather be pregnant
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
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