Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
when I forget a girls name in bed I ask her her middle name then tell her i'm gonna call her that from now on
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
But break dance skills will only take you so far
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
you said "i met the love of my life tonight" and i said "me?" and you said "no, hummus"
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
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