Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
I think my vagina is haunted
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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