I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
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