Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
Mike and I just ate the lobster we found in the toilet
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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