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Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
Did I show you my penis last night?
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
You know you're baked when you feel your throat closing up from an allergic reaction to the pecans in the cookie you're eating but you keep eating the damn cookie.
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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