Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
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