Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
what's the name of the guy at the bank you blew to get the lower interest rate?
um. wrong number, but good luck with your loan
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
Hey, thanks for not calling the cops when I answered the door naked, high as fuck, and covered in red velvet cake batter.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
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