Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
I didn't notice because vodka
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
I need to calm my uterus...
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
is it fun? or sober?
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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