Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
He felt like a one man threesome
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
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