Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
And the cops told us we were all naked.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
Randomize
