Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
Randomize
