If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
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