All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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