The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
17 year olds will be the death of me.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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