His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
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