You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
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