I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
I don't think brook has ever known best
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
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