Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
It's official: I now only own one pair of jeans that I haven't blown the crotch out of. It might be time to put a stop to red wine Wednesdays.
You mean, in addition to red wine every-fucking-days?
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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