its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
Tonight I learned to never try to impress your ex by dancing on the stripper pole while drunk. That’s how you end up in the ER
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
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